It was a special night a least for me because I do not have to pay for food, alcohol or gasoline. So basically she was bored.
When we return to our love nest, Jennifer your cousin was home. Of course I was surprise since nobody visit me even tough I have this ttractive personality. Anyway she was home with Dora and we talk about a few very important topics. For example:
- cesarean procedures and proper Technics
- How to walk in Athens
- Penicillin and why ER charge so much
- Napoli, Pompey and Venici virtual tour
- What to do if you wake up in discover yourself with Muscular Distrophy
- 5 bowl of soup is not healthy
- I want to go Alaska to see how Eskimo lives (your mom input)
- chemotherapy, radiotherapy, tvtherapy, EGR, ER and colonoscopy procedures
- A pretty girl was going to stealth from me in Rome but I talk in italian with proper accent and escape without running
As you can see we did not talk. everyone was involved in their own discussion.
Anyway, I make a worring discovery.
Your Cousin Jennifer "advice" me to take a Prostate check.
As you know I am against such practices because of their side effects. Imagine if I get addict and I used the old excuse of "I just want to be healthy"
No way.
To me it is a scam. It is just another way hospital discover to make money. Otherwise how you explain that before they "recommend" it every 5 years, then every year and now, every few weeks? At some point we men, are going to see our personal doctors as boyfriends.
Whenever you see a male friend that has his doctor in Facebook or Twitter, you do not have to ask: his prostate is destroy.
Anyway I went to sleep like a 2 AM no before I went to check my Farmville just to discover in horror that my corn and my roses are destroy.
"Ya se va a meter en la computadora"- your mom asked.
The thing is I was already in the PC in she knew.
So I said something about an important email I have to send and logoff.
I logoff and went to the bathroom. When I get out of the bathroom she was looking some pictures in Facebook.
"Uyy como esta de vieja doña Leonor."
I refuse to ask who that hell was doña Leonor. And I was afraid to ask since it will be another opportunity for your mom to tell me about the time that she went to a trip with the nephews of a well and prosperous family in Cali where everyone except her and Elvira, smoke weed all night until somebody discover that one them were so high in the sky that no matter how much cold water they make him drink, they were unable to make him land.
I think it was the same trip where a boy eat a peanut and die.
have you ever wonder why your mom never get a bag of peanuts?
well... now you know.
It is Sunday 10:00 I discover myself drinking so much water this morning. according to Google, it keep my prostate like new. Which it is good for two reasons:
- I can laugh freely when I hear my same age male friends complaining about a lower pain
- My doctor can be proud in case the water theory happens to be just another urban myth
Wish me luck.
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